Tongue twisters (скороговорки) для уроков английского языка

How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies As a good cook who could cook cookies. 
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? 
How much dew does a dewdrop drop If dewdrops do drop dew? They do drop, they do As do dewdrops drop If dewdrops do drop dew. 
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, And where she shines she sits. 
How many boards Could the Mongols hoard If the Mongol hordes got bored? From the comic Calvin & Hobbes, by Bill Waterson 
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? 
Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents. 
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze And feed and freeze the fleas. 
Coy knows pseudonoise codes. 
Sheena leads, Sheila needs. 
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday. 
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning. by Meaghan Desbiens 
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can? 
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks. 
You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus! From a Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson 
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins. 
Clean clams crammed in clean cans. 
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks. 
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. 
Stupid superstition! 
There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher. 
World Wide Web or WWW 
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock, From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock, From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock, A short, sharp shock, a big black block! To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison, And awaiting the sensation From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! By W.S. Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado 
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick. 
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews? 
Seventy seven benevolent elephants harder than it seems 
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through. 
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk name of a children's book 
I was born on a pirate ship Hold your tounge while saying it. 
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream! 
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses. 
In 'ertford, 'ereford and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly Hever 'appen. А правильно это пишется вот так: In Hertford, Hereford, and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly ever happen. Из фильма "Моя Прекрасная Леди" ("My Fair Lady") 
One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too. 
Eleven benevolent elephants 
Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ... 
Willy's real rear wheel 
If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years? 
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards 
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins. 
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos? 
Pirates Private Property 
What a terrible tongue twister, what a terrible tongue twister, what a terrible tongue twister... 
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. ... continued here 
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose! 
Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month. 
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April. 
Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins. 
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock. 
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground. 
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot. 
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood. 
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me. My mother's making me marry Mary Mac. Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me? Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac? from a song by Carbon Leaf 
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T". 
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen. 
She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa? 
Two tried and true tridents 
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye. If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye. 
How many cans can a cannibal nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans? As many cans as a cannibal can nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans. 
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday. 
Four furious friends fought for the phone. 
Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering. 
Black background, brown background. 
Why do you cry, Willy? Why do you cry? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why? 
Very well, very well, very well ... 
Tie twine to three tree twigs. 
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery. 
Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick. 
Three short sword sheaths. 
Caution: Wide Right Turns. seen on semi-tractor trailers 
Rolling red wagons 
Green glass globes glow greenly. 
She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore. 
I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within. 
As I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to be in Arkansas and see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw. 
Black back bat. 
The queen in green screamed. 
How many berries could a bare berry carry, if a bare berry could carry berries? Well they can't carry berries (which could make you very wary) but a bare berry carried is more scary! 
Snap Crackel pop, Snap Crackel pop, Snap Crackel pop. 
Six slimy snails sailed silently. 
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you. 
Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward. 
Red Buick, blue Buick. 
Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much. 
He threw three balls. 
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes. 
Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand. 
We're real rear wheels. 
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch. 
I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch. 
Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear. 
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser. 
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle. 
Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks. 
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel? 
He threw three free throws. 
Fresh French fried fly fritters. 
Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's. 
Eddie edited it. 
I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am. 
Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, ...