Logical education 11 grade UN tests

Let’s start! Nurgul Doskozhayeva Gymnasium “Zhana Gasyr” 175 The right choice 1. Replace the underlined words in the text:A blonde was walking along the river when she noticed another blonde on the opposite bank. She yells: “How can I get to the other side of the river?” The second girl replied: “You are on the other side”. a) Saw / office / said b) Looked / side / answered c) Saw / side / answered d) Watched / office / asked 3. On a rural road a state trooper stopped this farmer and said: ”Sir, do you realize that your wife fell out of the car several miles back?” To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf”. a) Citizen. B) Postman. C) Policeman. D) Milkmaid. E) Clerk. C) Policeman. “Do you believe in life after death?” – the boss asked one of his employers. “Yes, Sir”, the new recruit replied. “Well, then, that makes everything just fine,” the boss went on. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she came in to see you” Employers. B) Believe. C) Replied. D) Funeral. E) Grandmother’s. 2. A shoplifter was caught ……. trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. He said to the manager: “I know you don’t want any trouble either. What do you say if I just buy the watch and we forget about it?” b) Burglar a) Commiting c) Red handed e) Crook d) Red handed There were three animals around a palm tree. A hippo, a fruit bat and a monkey. Which one of these three got the bananas first. Neither of these three, palm trees do not grow bananas A rooster legs an egg on top of a barn roof. Which way does it roll? Neither way, rooster doesn’t lay egg If there are 27 apples and you take 8, how many do you have? You have the 8 that you took The match Larry’s farther has five sons named Ten, Twenty, Thirty and Forty. What is his fifth son’s name? Larry is the fifth son of his father