Сценарий внеклассного мероприятия Мэри Поппинс на современный лад. ( Моисеева Т.В. , Кузнецова Л.В.)

Сценарий сказки «Мэри Поппинс» (7 класс) на современный лад.
Mum: Morning, my sweets! Wake up! It’s time to get up!
Dad: Common, lazy kids! Your “alma mater” is waiting for you.
Mum: Sam, Tom, Zara, Ann What’s the matter? Look a the clock!
Dad: Wake up! Sleeping heads. It’s high time/
1 реб: Good morning!
2 реб: Leave me alone, you, a stupid boy!
1 реб: Are crazy?
3 реб: Mum! Dad! Tom and Zara are fighting! Come here! Come here!
4 реб: Shut up! You are always sneaking!(дерутся)
3 реб: Don’t touch my stuff. Give it back! Mum! Dad! It’s mine!
4 реб: Don’t scream! You are a chicken bud!
Mum: My, dear! Stop it! Stop it, plеase! What’s up?
Dad: Damage! What’s the hell’s happening? Get out!
M/D: Oh, my God!(садятся на стулья)
Mum: What naughty kids we have!!!
Dad: What noisy kids!!!
M/D: Oh, my God!
Mum: No time to stretch my legs after dinner!
Dad: No time to repair my car!
M/D: Oh, my God!
Dad: How many drops?
Mum: 15.
M/D: 1, 2, 3, 4…(капают успокоительные пилюли)
Dad: It was your idea to have many children!!!
Mum: You don’t say! Whose idea was to have 3 boys?
Dad: Not mine, it was your idea!!!
Mum: It’s totally your fault. No need to pin the blame on me!
Dad: You don’t know how to bring up the children!!!
Mum: Are you kidding? You аre a perfect judge of spoiling kids!!!
Dad: I don’t understand what you are talking about?
Выходит Мэри Попинс под музыку и поёт песню!!!
(все удивляются её появлению)
1. I’m helpful, I am Мarry,
I’m Poppins, I am Mary,
If you need me I’m at your service,
Call me 7503
2. Noisy children, naughty children,
It’s no problem, it’s no trouble!
They are sleeping like the babies,
When I sing a lullaby!
3. Who’s the kindest and the brightest?
Who’s the finest and the nicest?
And when I’m in the street
Everybody’s glad to meet me!
4. I’m helpful, I am Marry,
I’m Poppins, I am Mary,
If you need me I’m at your service!
Call me 7503
5. I’m smart and I’m brainy,
I’m shining when it’s rainy!
Well, I’m honest by the way,
That is why you want to say!
Припев:
Mary, Lady Mary
How you’re perfect!
How you’re perfect!
Grannies and mothers,
Grandpas and fathers.I’m at your service,
I’m at your service,
Call me you need me,
Call me you need me,
Mary, Lady Mary….